Saturday, March 28, 2015

Overnight Crème Brûlée French Toast

I need to share this recipe with y’all. I modified it from a recipe on Allrecipes.com. (I needed to use up the cream I had left over from the Pi Day sweet potato pie and white chocolate crème brûlée I made earlier.)

I found this easier and tastier than my stuffed French toast. I could easily prepare this every Thursday night to make my Friday teleworking day that much sweeter!

Grammar and Cupcakes: Overnight Crème Brûlée French Toast


Overnight Crème Brûlée French Toast


Prep Time: 20 Minutes
Cook Time: 35-40 Minutes
Ready In: 9 Hours
Servings: 4

Ingredients:

½ cup unsalted butter
¾ cup coconut palm sugar (original recipe called for 1 cup packed brown sugar)
12 slices Pepperidge Farm swirl bread of your choice (or similar from a different brand)
3 eggs
1 cup heavy/whipping cream (you could get away with half & half if that's what you have on hand, but I can't promise it will be as decadent)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 teaspoons brandy-based orange liqueur
(such as Grand Marnier® - I used Grand Marnier® Signature Collection N° 2 - Raspberry Peach)
¼ teaspoon salt

Directions:

1.
Melt butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. Mix in sugar, stirring until dissolved. Pour this caramel sauce into an 8x8 inch baking dish – the disposable foil type works well for this!
2.
Arrange four (4) stacks of bread, three (3) slices per stack, on top of the caramel sauce. In a small or medium bowl, whisk together eggs, cream, vanilla extract, orange brandy, and salt. Pour over the bread. Cover, and chill at least 8 hours, or overnight. (If the cream and egg mixture comes precariously close to the top of the pan, don’t worry! The bread absorbs much of the tasty goodness while chilling.)
3.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). If using a glass baking dish, check the manufacturer’s instructions/warnings before putting the dish directly into the oven from the fridge. Bringing the dish to near-room-temperature before baking won’t hurt the recipe!
4.
Bake uncovered 35 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven, until puffed and lightly browned.
5.
Serve by inverting each stack onto a plate. The caramel sauce makes a nice, dark brown topping. Yum! If you have leftovers, they chill and reheat well!

Saturday, March 14, 2015

π - Sweet Potato Pie (Using Coconut Sugar) with Marshmallow Meringue Topping in A "Sugar Cookie" Crust

Last night, my husband asked me, "What are you baking tomorrow?"
I was like:
Huh?
(image found at: http://galleryhip.com/huh?-cat.html)
First I thought he was referring to my nephew's birthday, since he turned one year old today. But then I realized it: Pi Day. I figured it was a good excuse to make the sweet potato pie I didn't get around to making over the holidays.

The pie (Sweet Potato Pie with Marshmallow Meringue Topping) called for a graham cracker crust, but I hate graham cracker crust. I decided to make something like this sugar-cookie-esque crust instead.

In true Sarha fashion, I changed up the recipes.

Sweet Potato Pie (Using Coconut Sugar) with Marshmallow Meringue Topping in A "Sugar Cookie" Crust

Ingredients:
Crust:
3 large eggs
3 tablespoons white sugar
1 pinch salt
1 cup all-purpose flour
½ cup organic coconut flour
½ cup butter, cut into pieces

Sweet Potato Pie Filling:
3 cups canned sweet potatoes, drained and mashed
1 cup coconut palm sugar
1 cup whipping cream
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon salt
Meringue Topping:
2 cups miniature marshmallows
1 tablespoon milk
2 egg whites
1/4 cup white sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon salt

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Homemade Greek Yogurt Using Just Milk and Probiotic Capsules

I bought the Instant Pot IP-DUO60 a while ago because it has a bunch of features I didn't have in any other appliances, like pressure cooking, steaming, rice cooking, and YOGURT MAKING. (If you're considering one, it's usually cheapest to buy it from the Instant Pot site and there's usually a coupon code. Also... they now have one with bluetooth so you can monitor it and change settings remotely. Why don't I have this in my life? Chances are I'd use this predominantly from the next room, but hey! I'm sure I'd find it helpful for non-lazy reasons as well.)

After some prolonged research about how to make your own Greek yogurt, I discovered it's actually pretty damn simple. For the yogurt, you just need milk (pasteurized whole milk is fine), live active cultures, and a way to keep the stuff consistently warm for about 8 hours. To make it Greek style, you need a method of straining the whey from the yogurt so it becomes thicker.

The hardest part for me to figure out was the amount of live active cultures to use. Instead of a dedicated yogurt starter or pre-made commercial yogurt, I wanted to use Bio-Kult probiotic capsules because they have a good diversity of live active cultures (14 strains!) and don't need to be refrigerated. I discovered they are packaged in blister pack sheets, which makes them extra convenient for the investment. I came across them because Wellness Mama recommended them for her probiotic marshmallows, which I hope to make one day.

After all of my research, I found no consistent recommendation for a ratio of probiotic to milk for yogurt. I found plenty of generalities varying from 2-4 capsules per quart of milk, but they didn't account for the amount of probiotic contained in each capsule, either mg or microorganisms per capsule. I decided to wing it and try 3 capsules, which is 432mg of Bio-Kult and a minimum of 6 billion microorganisms, with 4 cups regular whole milk. I think next time I use capsules I will only use 2 Bio-Kult because I had some digestive issues after eating the yogurt, so it may have been a little too strong, even though the dose as a daily supplement is two capsules. (I haven't taken them as a supplement.)

Making the Yogurt

I followed the instructions essentially made for my yogurt maker. For the sanitation and milk steaming step, I put one cup water in the pot, placed a Pyrex bowl filled with one quart milk on top of the steam tray, covered the pot, sealed it, and set the Steam function to 1 minute. When that function was done, I turned off the pot and eventually removed the lid. Once it cooled to 115 degrees F, it was time to add the probiotic. I took the Pyrex bowl out of the pot, removed the steam tray, and dumped the water.

If you go this route, learn from my naivety. There is probably going to be a slight milk skin on top of the container. You should remove this before you add the probiotic. I didn't, and I was afraid some of the probiotic was wasted and stuck in the skin that had gotten wrapped around my whisk.

For fear of being a klutz, I emptied three probiotic capsules into a small glass dish, and then added that to the steamed milk. If you're daring you can skip that middle step. I whisked it well, put it back in the Instant Pot (which had been emptied of water), covered the pot, sealed it, and activated the Yogurt function for eight hours.

I saw a few recommendations online not to disturb the yogurt by moving it, etc., because it could stop the bacterial fermentation process early.

Eight hours later, I opened the pot to find, well, yogurt! 
Yogurt

It seemed pretty thick already but I still strained it. To strain it, I put a plastic colander on top of a deep glass bowl. I then put this nut milk bag inside the colander and dumped the yogurt into the bag to drain. I did this on the counter, instead of the fridge, because I read that it drains faster at warmer temperatures. About an hour later I had drained plenty of whey. I scraped the yogurt into another Pyrex dish for storage, reserved a few teaspoons in a separate jar for inoculating a later batch of yogurt, poured the whey into a large jar, and put it all in the fridge.
Whey and Greek (Strained) Yogurt

Whey


The end product tasted phenomenal. I figured it would require sweetener since store bought plain yogurt is way too sour for me; however, it didn't require any sweetener! It was sweet enough on its own, and almost tasted like whipped cream. I'll never buy Chobani, Dannon, or Yoplait again! For just a few bucks I made yogurt with just two ingredients that tasted better than name brand. I will reduce the probiotic capsules to two next time to see if that is less troublesome for my stomach.

I have a new batch of yogurt in the yogurt maker right now, in which I used 4 teaspoons of the previous batch to inoculate the yogurt. I hope it comes out just as nicely. You can apparently use a prior batch a few times before needing to start with new probiotic, as long as the yogurt is fairly fresh, i.e. less than a week old. This Greatist.com post recommends "it’s best to create only six to eight batches from the original batch."

Additional Links!

Here are some additional sites I reviewed when researching how to make yogurt. Some of these sites also offer suggestions for non-dairy yogurt and alternate methods of making yogurt without a yogurt maker. If you don't find what you need here, make use of your Google-fu.






Saturday, December 27, 2014

For the love of pineapple upside down cheesecake...

In this post, you will get:


Wow, it's been almost a year since I posted. It's been a busy year, but don't worry, I'm still gainfully employed far, far away, still regularly going to the gym, etc. I just haven't had any time to cook or bake or post (see being gainfully employed far, far away). My dinners, if I make them, come from a freezer or a slow cooker paired with Campbell's Slow Cooker Sauces, and desserts come from the ice cream place or the bakery. (Don't judge. Cannoli doughnuts are fantastic.)

I took the day off from work on December 24 to make goodies for my family's annual "Appetizers and Desserts" Christmas Eve dinner, and especially to fulfill my husband's request for a pineapple upside down cheesecake for his Christmas Day birthday.

For "Appetizers and Desserts" I planned to make Baked Lava's Spumoni Cookies because my mom loves spumoni and I wanted to surprise her. I also planned to make deviled eggs (some spicy and some not) like I do every year.

You're not allowed to read cookbooks in my house. It's even more forbidden than using a laptop!

The Spumoni Cookies required a little effort, as in chopping up cherries and breaking up pistachios (I crushed them a handful at a time between two glass cutting boards) and making sure every cookie had some of each yummy mix-in. My main issue was having to go to the grocery store a second time on Christmas Eve (at noon!) because I didn't think to check the first time that I had enough butter. Who doesn't have a stock pile of butter? Me! It took me fifteen minutes to find a parking spot and aggressive, reckless drivers were trying to take me out every two feet. Next time I will make sure I have enough butter and the cookies will be no effort at all. (I'll also buy more parchment paper because I ran out on my first baking sheet and had to line the other two with wax paper that got super greasy.)

The Spumoni Cookies were a hit. Absolutely delicious and a great mix of textures and flavors. Plus they were festive!

Grammar and Cupcakes

To satisfy the "Appetizer" portion of the night, I made two types of deviled eggs: One with Jim Beam Bacon Mustard for those who can't eat spicy stuff, and the other with Hit & Run Brown Horseradish Mustard. Both were tasty! Last year the spicy eggs were made with Jolokia (Ghost Pepper) Mustard and they were fantastic. I have my Nom Nom Paleo Cookbook bookmarked to the page on Perfect Hard-Boiled Eggs for all my eggy needs. (I am not sure if these mustards are Paleo friendly, but I'm obviously not Paleo -- hence the cookies and cheesecake, oh my!)

 Grammar and CupcakesGrammar and Cupcakes

All right, so... The moment the internet has been waiting for (judging by the great lack of pineapple upside down cheesecake recipes):
Grammar and Cupcakes

Monday, January 13, 2014

First ever real Zumba class

Okay, so today I did my first ever non-virtual Zumba class that wasn't a demo. Is it normal to want to puke for hours after a class?

That makes 6 out of 8 required visits for January. It's January 13. I will knock out all of my required attendances by the second full week of the month. Not bad!

That's all, folks— Do something good for you today! ...Maybe even try something new.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Biometrics assessed January 9, 2014

My job opened a new, ginormous gym with fitness classes, personal trainers, three salt water filtered pools (lap pool, therapy pool, and spa pool/hot tub), etc... My membership is $50 a month BUT I get $20 back per month on my pay check (quarterly) if I attend the gym 8+ times a month. I've gone 5 times in January. If I didn't live 60 miles away, I probably would have already attended over 8 times because I would have gone on weekend days.

As part of my membership, I meet with a personal trainer twice every 6-8 weeks, and with a nurse every 10-12 weeks for a biometric screening. 

I had my nurse assessment January 9th, and here were my stats:

Biometrics

Girth Extremities Calf L (in.): 13.5
Girth Extremities Calf R (in.): 14
Girth Extremities Thigh L (in.): 17.5
Girth Extremities Thigh R (in.): 16.5
Girth Extremities Forearm L (in.): 8.5
Girth Extremities Forearm R (in.): 8.2
Girth Extremities Biceps L (in.): 9.5
Girth Extremities Biceps R (in.): 10
Girth Hips (in.): 37.5

Girth Waist (in.): 27.5

Girth Abdomen (in.): 29

Girth Chest (in.): 33.5

Hip to Waist Ratio: 0.73

BMI: 20.8

Height (in.): 66

Weight (lbs – clothes on, evening): 128.7

Systolic BP: 120

Diastolic BP: 60

Heart Rate: 60 bpm

Body Composition

Direct Value Body Fat Percentage: 20.7%
Ideal Body Fat Percentage: 16-24%
Lean Body Mass: 102.3 lbs

Fat Body Mass: 26.6 lbs

Excess Body Fat: 0.0 lbs

Hydration: 60.3%
Ideal Hydration: 55-60%
Frame Size = Small (wrist 5.5”)


I'll post an update in 10-12 weeks!

I usually do cardio as a warm up — seated elliptical or stationary bike — then do resistance/strength training. Check my Fitocracy feed for workout details, and friend me!

I don't track calories. Calories are dangerous with my slightly obsessive/addictive personality. I try to eat healthy and in moderation. I generally don't drink soda or eat fast food, but sweets are my downfall!

My goals are to get stronger, be healthier, and have more energy. I also want to look awesome at my sister's wedding at the end of May.

I hope you have a healthy and happy 2014!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

eBay's August 30, 2012 ban of metaphysical services

When I learned yesterday that eBay banned tarot readings, spells, curses, and other such intangible metaphysical things, I honestly had never considered those things as "items" that would be sold on eBay. And then I was surprised at my rigid perception of eBay as a seller of physical (read: not purely spiritual) goods. Probably because the lack of control as to who could sell those things. And really, is there a way to check credentials other than positive or negative ratings? Are there credentials in the first place? Anyone can say they're the high priestess of such and such a coven, from a long line of powerful mediums from the islands of...

And thus I do understand eBay's reasoning to remove intangible metaphysical goods. Because John Smith can buy a spell, and a week later the waitress at the diner still hasn't fallen in love with him, and now he wants his money back. There's no way to prove a spell was actually performed (short of audio/video recording if it was a spoken or ritualistic spell), and—if you believe in spells—no way to prove the result of a spell as just manifesting in a way that wasn't expected. Maybe John wasn't specific enough in his request, and the schizophrenic waitress with a cocaine addiction and three illegitimate kids has fallen in love with him instead.

Luckily for eBay this isn't focused just on pagan metaphysics. Christian metaphysics fall under the category too—you can no longer buy prayers. (Really? You bought a prayer? Won't good natured Christians pray for the sake of helping their brethren?) While you and I may find the sale of certain spiritual things silly or ridiculous, this has been going on for hundreds of years, probably more—I can't remember that far back. People bought prayers for their dead relatives. People bought spells and amulets and potions to attract love or to ward off evil or the plague. I'd argue we still do that today... We buy insurance policies to protect us from unpredictable events, buy fancy clothes and cars and perfume to attract mates, buy all sorts of "miracle" gimmicks to help us lose weight...

Anyway. My problem with this is that this can grow into something that infringes on physical good sales on eBay or even influence other sites that would be more appropriate venues for metaphysical goods and services. 

As far as physical "metaphysical" goods go... Magic potions are banned. That's the only physical thing I see explicitly listed in eBay's 2012 Fall Seller Update. I've included the applicable areas from this document at the bottom of this post, but you can find it here: Category, Item Specifics and Catalog Updates

So, even though potions are the only physical metaphysical items listed... I have seen other publications on our good ol' Internet that eBay is targeting physical items with added metaphysical value (blessed items, charged items, etc.). While it's normal for those affected to freak out and over-exaggerate when it comes to things like this, Wired's article on the matter started off on a similar note. "Haunted gypsy rings, a portal to the realm of the immortals and creepy 40s dolls that promise to 'come alive' will soon have to find a new home [...]" 

These sentiments contradict a quote that has been floating around from eBay's spokesperson Johnna Hoff, which says "It's important to note that items that have a tangible value for the item itself and may also be used in metaphysical rites and practices (ie  jewelry, crystals, incense, candles, and books) are allowed in most cases." Most cases... Maybe they are right to freak out with that vague suffix. I know I'd like to be able to search for unique tarot decks on eBay in the future.

We're just talking about eBay right now, and I already said that they wouldn't be my first place to buy a tarot reading and the like. Then you realize that eBay owns PayPal. And then you further realize that many of the sites that are more appropriate for metaphysical services might utilize PayPal for payment...

It will be interesting to see how this grows. Regardless, I don't see why a "for entertainment purposes only" clause couldn't protect eBay from the consumer grief they're reacting to. If I'm buying a spell from someone I've never met, I know I'm taking a big (potentially dangerous) gamble.